Noodle Wars..
2005, April, 4th war was declared between the two super powers of Noodle Hut.. Idiot(Elliot) and Loser(Zhang) were seen mobilising their troops late into the afternoon shift as tension grew.. intelligent reports conclude tht the war was in fact determined by bowls of LaMien operatives in the area say tht the two world leaders were in fact fighting for work.. they were seen stealing orders frm each other and rushing to get bowls of La Mien out of the kitchen b4 the enemy could do anything.. they were even seen competing in the drying of plates but Zhang soon pulled out when he saw tht it would not be worth th fight.. in the middle of the nite shift negotiations were made possible.. it was argued tht an idiot would be more likely to make it in life than a loser or vice versa.. zhang argued tht at least the loser would try his best and thus will be more successful than an idiot who would be too stupid to do anything.. but i argued tht both sides would be on parr in life.. both would be just as unsuccessful in life the only difference is tht a loser would have to put in his best effort to reach the already low state of an Idiot.. obviously both parties could not come to a peaceful conclusion and with failed negtiations fighting continued temporarily but soon both grew battle weary so both stopped to talk abt CS and later went back to fighting.. at the end of the day the Idiot came up with a ultimate solution at the end of the nite.. most unlikely.. but anyway..he gave the scenario tht if the two challenged each other in an I.Q test guess hoo'd lose? it's only logical tht the loser would lose HAH! in ur face! LOSER! haha all in good fun.. well tht marked the end of a really long war.. until nxt time!